|—||Jim Croce (via capitalemm)|
capitalemm turned 2 today!
look what tumblr sent me \o/
I’m so punk rock I listen to whatever the fuck sounds good to me.
once i dated a guy who stopped talking to me for a month and i found out he didn’t like me anymore but he was too scared to dump me so he just ignored me and i spammed his facebook with wiki links on how to break-up with your girlfriend
when i die please punch everyone who says “i wish i got to know them better”
Going to the px was a mistake I regret everything
I almost just puked in the food court. What is going on with me today? Jesus. I haven’t puked like this since the end of September -.- why you gotta come back morning sickness? Why?
Sometimes I still mentally think “OLD AS BALLS” when someone asks me how old something/someone is.
How the hell are you gonna get mad that Sony is gonna start charging for playstation online and say Xbox One is better…. Yet Xbox charges for online?
Just be grateful we’ve had this long FREE online play with Sony. They could’ve charged from the start but nah Andrews still playing GTA V with his…
No shit this bitch really just said she’s 18 weeks pregnant and having twins but wanted 2 girls and just found out she’s having a girl and a boy and hates boys so can she abort the boy and keep the girl
Are you… Are you serious? I mean I’m as pro-choice as they come but ?????
I’VE BEEN STARING AT THIS FOR 2 MINUTES AND 44 SECONDS AND I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING FROM THIS NOW I’M JUST MAD
I’M AT 5:50 AND IT’S STILL COUNTING
THAT’S A GIF RIGHT? IT NEEDS TO RESTART AT SOME POINT AND I WILL BE THERE TO WATCH IT!!! 8:39
MY HOPES WERE ON 10:00 BUT I GUESS IT WAS WRONG OF ME… 11:13
GUYS ITS 12 HOURS LONG